“When the royal family deprived Diana of her HRH (Her Royal Highness) title, following her divorce from Prince Charles in 1996, William, aged 14, is reported to have said: ‘Don’t worry, Mummy, I will give it back to you when I am king.’”—
Loaded question: Who plays a paunchy, pathetic drunk better than John C. Reilly? Actually, that’s a bit of a trick, because the answer, of course, is no one. And for that reason, we’re told it will be the Oscar-nominated Reilly who’ll be soon be getting the offer to play Haymitch Abernathy in…
This is about the White House Correspondents seating arrangements:
People: Bristol Palin, Mindy Kaling, Steven Tyler, Chris Colfer
Let’s hope Bristol Palin and Chris Colfer can find something to talk about (we’d suggest Quinn’s teenage pregnancy from season one of Glee, and not Sue Sylvester’s immortal dis to Santana and Brittany, “You may be the two stupidest teens I’ve ever encountered, and that’s saying something: I once taught a cheerleading seminar to a young Sarah Palin”). Burning questions: Will Steven Tyler be able to refrain from hurling inappropriate compliments Bristol’s way, and if he succumbs, will Mindy Kaling do humanity a favor and post them all on Twitter?